Rediscover each other. Tonight.
The intimacy app you can actually trust. Every message, every photo, every video, every voice note — encrypted on your device the moment you create it. Only the two of you can ever unlock it. Playful games. AI that knows what turns you both on. No ads. No trackers. No awkward silence.
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Just an email and password. No credit card. No questionnaire. Your keys are generated on your device before you even see the app.
One-tap pair
Send one invite code to your partner — or pick an AI companion. The encrypted channel opens instantly. Nobody in the middle. Not even us.
Play. Flirt. Connect.
Pull up Tonight's Menu, roll the dice, start a story, send something you'd never send on iMessage. All of it stays between you.
We're not Tinder. We're not a porn site. We're the app your relationship actually needs.
No swiping. No strangers. No data broker pipelines. Just four non-negotiables that let you be fully yourself — without thinking twice.
End-to-end encrypted, always
Every message, photo, voice note, and AI response is encrypted on your device before it leaves your phone. Nobody listens in — not your ISP, not hackers, not us.
Zero-knowledge by design
We designed the app so we technically cannot access your content even if we wanted to. Your keys stay on your device. We hold encrypted noise.
AI that never phones home
Our AI runs on private infrastructure we own and operate. Your messages are never sent to OpenAI, Google, or any third party. They never leave our encrypted perimeter.
Break up? All data deleted.
The moment either partner unpairs, every shared message, photo, game result, story, and memory is cryptographically shredded — forever, on every device. No backups. No recovery. Gone.
Every tool you'd want. None of the creepiness.
Built for the jobs real couples (and solo explorers) actually hire an app for: staying close, playing more, talking honestly, and feeling safe doing it.
Say anything. Actually.
Text, photos, videos, voice notes — encrypted on your phone before they leave it. Disappearing timers and per-chat passcodes included. If our database leaks tomorrow, attackers get encrypted noise. We promise this because we architected it — not because we pinky-swore.
Natively yours in 14 languages
English, Danish, German, French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish, Polish, Russian, Turkish. App, AI, stories, and live chat translation — all of it. Speak different languages? We'll bridge them, privately, on-device.
Therapist-designed intimacy sessions
Guided sessions built with practicing sex therapists. You each answer separately — the AI finds the overlap and hands you the opening line. So you stop tiptoeing around the conversation you've both been avoiding.
Flirt that flirts back
Five intensity dials, from sweet to unfiltered. It learns what you both like, saves you when the words won't come, and never judges. Works in 14 languages. Your messages never leave our encrypted perimeter.
Erotic stories starring you
Multi-chapter, AI-written, personalized to your names, your setting, your intensity. Read together in bed, take turns writing the next scene, or save one for later. Nobody else ever sees a line.
An AI companion, truly yours
For solo users, long-distance stretches, or the just-curious. Pick a persona or build one from scratch — personality, voice, kinks, hard limits. They remember you. They grow with you. Delete them in one tap and every memory goes with them.
Eight ways to play
Fantasy Match, Truth or Dare, Sex Dice, Would You Rather, Roleplay Roulette, and more. The question you've wanted to ask for months? A dice roll now. Consent built in, awkwardness designed out.
Tonight's Menu
Tell it your mood and energy level. Get an appetizer, main, dessert, and a chef's special — a full intimate evening in under a minute. No more "I don't know, what do you want to do?"
Encryption you can actually verify
Every message locked with AES-256 and per-message keys generated on your device. Served a warrant tomorrow, we'd hand over encrypted gibberish — because that's all our servers ever see.
Your photos stay yours. Forever.
Photos, videos, and voice notes are encrypted on your device before upload — thumbnails too. Our servers store opaque bytes; only you and your partner hold the keys to decrypt. No retention window where it quietly becomes plaintext. Ever.
A calendar only you two can read
Plan date nights, log moments, rate them honestly, build a streak. Pattern insights are computed on your device — never uploaded, never aggregated, never sold.
Bring a partner. Or don't. Both are welcome here.
Couples who want to get closer. Long-distance lovers. Solo adults who'd rather explore with an AI than strangers online. Same app, same privacy, no stigma.
With your partner
Pair with one invite code. From that second on, everything you do here — every message, dare, story, memory — lives inside an encrypted tunnel only the two of you can open.
- One-tap pairing with a single invite code
- Shared games, calendar, and co-written stories
- Answer intimacy questions privately, reveal together
- Break up? One tap wipes it all, on both devices
With an AI companion
Not everyone has a partner right now — or wants one. An AI companion you shape yourself is a perfectly valid way to explore, stay in practice, or just have someone who's there. No swipes, no catfish, no judgment.
- Design their personality, voice, and boundaries
- They remember what you share and grow with you
- Runs on our own servers — never OpenAI or Google
- Delete them and every memory in one tap
Your messages never touch our servers unencrypted. Ever.
Most apps "take privacy seriously." We engineered ours so we physically can't read your data — even if we wanted to. Here's exactly how.
Encrypted on your device
Your message is encrypted with a unique key that only exists on your phone — before it's even sent.
Unreadable in transit
Our servers only see encrypted noise. Intercept it, and you get nothing you can read or use.
Decrypted only on their device
Your partner's phone uses a key only they have to unlock the message. No middleman has the keys — not even us.
Your keys, your device
Encryption keys are generated and stored on your phone. We never see them, never store them, never touch them. Lose your phone, lose your keys.
AI that stays here
Our AI models run on servers we own and audit. Your intimate messages never travel to OpenAI, Google, Anthropic, or any third party.
Unpair = instant deletion
The second either partner unpairs, both devices receive a shred command. Shared keys are destroyed and the encrypted blobs become mathematical garbage.
GDPR compliant by design
Full compliance with EU General Data Protection Regulation. Not a checkbox — an architecture.
The break-up guarantee
Relationships end. Your data shouldn't outlive them. Unpair, and every shared message, photo, game result, and memory becomes cryptographically unrecoverable — on your device, their device, and our servers. No lawyer required. No awkward email. Just gone.
Less than a coffee a week. One plan covers both of you.
Start free, forever. Upgrade when you're ready. No per-seat fees, no ads, no data sold. Cancel in one tap. 14-day refund on paid plans.
Together
Free forever. No card. Try the whole vibe.
- Encrypted chat & media
- All 8 intimate games
- 5 AI messages per day
- 1 Tonight's Menu per week
- Private gallery (50 items)
Intimate
Everything unlocked — for the two of you.
$59.88/year — save 38%
Get Intimate- Everything in Together
- Unlimited AI messages
- Unlimited Tonight's Menu
- Unlimited private gallery
- Personalized erotic stories
- All guided sessions
- Full intimacy calendar
AI Companion
Solo, long-distance, or just curious.
$99.96/year — save 36%
Choose AI Companion- Unlimited AI companion chat
- Custom AI personas
- Unlimited AI messages
- Personalized erotic stories
- All 8 intimate games
- AI runs on private infra — never OpenAI
Ultimate
Couples plan, plus your own AI companion.
$129.96/year — save 36%
Go Ultimate- Everything in Intimate
- Unlimited AI companion chat
- Custom AI personas
- Priority support
- Early access to new features
All plans billed securely. Cancel in one tap. 14-day no-questions refund. Your data is yours whether you pay or not.
The questions you probably have
Being cautious about an app like this is smart. Here's what we'd want to know too.
Totally fair concern. The free tier stays free forever — no card required to find out. If you upgrade and change your mind within 14 days, we refund you in full, no retention call, no guilt screen. Cancel in one tap from settings whenever.
Yes. One tap. Every message, photo, story, calendar entry, and preference is cryptographically shredded on both devices and our servers. No backups. No recovery — not for you, not for law enforcement, not for us. Mathematically gone.
Only you and your partner. Messages are encrypted on your device using keys only the two of you hold. Our servers store encrypted blobs we can't read. Our engineers can't read them. A breach tomorrow would leak ciphertext, not content.
No. Our AI runs on private infrastructure we own and operate. Your intimate content never leaves our encrypted perimeter and is never sent to OpenAI, Google, Anthropic, or any third-party model provider. Ever.
Yes — and you're not alone in asking. The AI Companion plan gives you a fully customizable AI partner who remembers you, adapts to you, and stays entirely private. Delete them and every memory in one tap whenever you like.
So the AI flirts, stories, games, and Tonight's Menu match what you actually enjoy — and strictly respect your hard limits. Preferences are stored encrypted on your device. We never see them. We never sell them. There's no ad network to sell them to.
Not from an app store — and that's deliberate. Apple and Google ban apps with explicit sexual content, which would force us to strip out everything you came here for. yoummee is a Progressive Web App instead: open it in any browser, tap 'Add to Home Screen,' and it behaves exactly like a native app — fullscreen, push notifications, offline support. Most phones also let you rename the shortcut if you'd rather it show up on your home screen as something more low-key.
14, natively: English, Danish, German, French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish, Polish, Russian, and Turkish. App, AI, stories, and live chat translation — all of it, in your language.
You know your relationship best — we're just a tool. Our guided sessions were built with sex therapists, and couples who use structured intimacy tools often report better communication. Start on the free tier, move at your own pace, and only share what feels right.
Still weighing it up? The only real way to know is to try — free, no card.
Start free — 60 secondsTonight could be the night you remember.
Don't let another evening end in the same scroll. Couples and solo adults are rediscovering desire here — privately, playfully, with nobody listening in. It's free to start. It takes 60 seconds.